Lazy Mom’s Rhubarb Crunch for Lunch

Rhubarb can be a lovely addition to your flower garden. This is my Mom’s.

I was in such a hurry to get out to the garden today (good chance of rain tonight, and tomorrow, and the next day . . . ) that I forgot to eat breakfast, and Amalia and I pulled weeds, hauled mulch, cut and laid out cardboard (I’ll write about this later, promise) over the brome grass that is trying to take over my garden space (get back, get back, I say!) until noon.

(Little Mack helped too, spreading hay, but mainly hauling bricks in the little red trailer until his heck-for-leather-speediness and enthusiasm for anything tractor-related wrecked the hitch on the trailer, alas, and he ditched the trailer to come tell me that his hauling hours were done for today. *sigh*)

By noon, I was famished but still had enough energy to do one more job before heading in to the house for lunch. I released Amalia and Little Mack to trudge back to the house, and promised to follow them as soon as I’d weeded most of the strawberry patch. I have just a few strawberry plants (maybe twenty) and they are, happily, covered with blossoms, so I don’t intend to let the weeds get the better of my berry crop.

The strawberry plants are situated at the rhubarb end of the garden. I’ve been watching the rhubarb plants hungrily, waiting for the day when the stalks are long enough to pull. I didn’t freeze any rhubarb last summer, so it has been a good nine months or more since I’ve tasted it.

And. I dearly love rhubarb.

As I pulled weeds and mulched the strawberry patch, I got hungrier and hungrier . . . for rhubarb.

Alas, all I could think of was rhubarb crisp and rhubarb pie, but I knew that I didn’t have time on this day to make either one. So, in my hungry imagination, I made a poor man’s rhubarb crisp, probably better named lazy-mom’s rhubarb crunch, and by the time I got up off my knees and straightened out my back, and looked hard at the rhubarb, I was nearly drooling.

Almost ready----

I think it’s ready—-!!

I pulled a couple pounds of rhubarb and headed to the house, picking a handful of fresh nettle leaves on the way (Little Mack and I are stuck on green lunchtime smoothies while the nettles are so wonderful).

Once in the house, I went right to work, and by the time our smoothies were ready, my rhubarb sauce and crunchy topping were done too, and we ate Poor Man’s Rhubarb Crunch for lunch.


Oh yes, it’s ready. 🙂 And just beautiful this time of year.

Or Lazy Mom’s Rhubarb Crunch. Whatev. Except that I ain’t lazy, you know. 🙂 Most days.

It was everything I had hoped it would be.

It would have been even better with just a bit of cream . . .

It would have been even better with just a bit of cream . . . ! (Next time!)

Here’s the recipe for you, and my sincere hopes that you have rhubarb available in the market where you live, or better yet, growing in your back yard.

Poor Man’s Rhubarb Crunch for Lunch
Author: Amy from
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Serves: 4
Rhubarb is a wonderfully nutritious and low-calorie vegetable that you can make into any number of tasty dishes! This dessert/lunch is an answer to a powerful rhubarb craving when you’re too pressed for time to make anything more grand, but it stands on its own!
  • 2 pounds rhubarb stalks, washed and cut into segments
  • 2 Tb water
  • 1/2 to 1 cup of honey or brown sugar
  • 1/2 cup butter
  • 1 cup raw old-fashioned oatmeal
  • 1 cup toasted nuts (I used cashews, but walnuts or pecans would be delightful, too)
  • 1/2 cup brown sugar
  • 1 tsp ground cinnamon
  • whipped cream or vanilla ice cream (optional)
  • sprinkle of fresh ground nutmeg
  • dash of salt
  1. First, make your rhubarb sauce: Put rhubarb pieces and water into heavy saucepan. Bring to a simmer on medium heat, and cover. When the rhubarb pieces are tender (around 5 minutes), turn off the heat and stir in your sweetener. Taste and adjust.
  2. Meanwhile, melt butter over medium heat in heavy cast iron skillet.
  3. Add nuts and oats and stir, cooking until they begin to turn golden and smell divine, approximately 10 minutes. Do not allow to burn, or all is lost!
  4. Stir in brown sugar and spices, and cook for 2 or 3 minutes more.
  5. Serve hot sauce with generous scoop of crunchy topping on top.
  6. A dollop of whipped cream or ice cream does not, after all, go amiss.

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